The Plastic Bandits

[WhipLash]

There’s one thing I’ve never been able to fathom. It’s so annoying and stupid, I hate them, I hate them all http://www.eforecourt.com/UBB/disgust.gif. The people who do this must be off their heads. So what am I talking about? Well ever see a ‘relatively new’ car being driven with the protective plastic still on the car seats? What the phuck are these plonkers trying to achieve? I’d have thought that you’d have to make a special request to the dealer to leave it on in the first place. Do these people play with themselves excessively in traffic http://www.eforecourt.com/UBB/naughty.gif, and are therefore avoiding the inevitable sticky mess all over their newish seats? Or maybe there’s just a lot of people out there that suffer from incontinence? Anyone know one of these ‘Plastic Bandits’? Why do they do it? What’s the reason? Cmon, someone put me out of my misery – I wanta know, I wanta know, cmon tell me! http://www.eforecourt.com/UBB/bounce.gif

[Shirls]

Would you put these people in the same league as those that don't have mudflaps eh Whippy??? http://www.eforecourt.com/UBB/clown1.gif

[WhipLash]

Well yeah, kind of. I suppose both are to do with protection from unwanted dirty spray, except that the 'Flaps' are more of a 'hygiene' thing, if ya know what I mean :D

[Phil]

Where have you been Whippy? There the latest and greatest car seat covers for all occasions.

I belive there bringing out more colours in the summer. http://www.eforecourt.com/UBB/smoke.gif

[Shirls]

Thing is...those plastic covers tend to stick to ya when your driving naked ... don't ya think??

[Junior]

Indeed they do Shirls, but not nearly as much as leather on a hot summers day ;) http://www.eforecourt.com/UBB/naughty.gif

[Shirls]

Mix it with a bit of auld sand from the beach 'activity' durin the summer and it creates a rather unusual sensation ;)

[WhipLash]

So Shirls, ya usually loose the g-strings down on the beach then, do ya http://www.eforecourt.com/UBB/evilangel.gif

[Junior]

Hawaian Tropic Oil + Beach + Leather seats = emmm nevermind .. Whiplash do us a favour and drop me a line will ya cheers :)

[Shirls]

If i was being entertained in a car with leather seats i might be tempted!!!! One can only dream :)

[WhipLash]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Whiplash do us a favour and drop me a line will ya cheers<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

OK then , "Some where over the rainbow, way up high..."

How that for ya ;)

[Junior]

no no you misunderstood I didn't say drop some Acid Tabs drop me an email .. .. Ahhhhh Shirls you don't know the right people to entertain you now do you ;)

[WhipLash]

I always wondered why Anders swears by leather seats http://www.eforecourt.com/UBB/evil.gif

[AndrewS]

Apparently the new Merc S-Class has fans in the seats, to remove any dodgy odours.

I'm sure they could be useful in the nude! Fancy a test drive Shirls?

[Junior]

No way ... deadly dangerous things Fans in Seats .. could end up as a John Bobbit http://www.eforecourt.com/UBB/clown1.gif

[Phil]

Hey Shirls, forget the rest and stick with best. Put on your seatbelt and let me get you into gear. http://www.eforecourt.com/UBB/naughty.gif

I always except plastic do you? http://www.eforecourt.com/UBB/angel.gif

[Shirls]

Thats all fine and well Phil, as long as I don't have to switch to manual half way thru.
;)

[Phil]

Don't worry Shirls, I come equipped with cruise control. So let's take a trip out to the beach and pratice our hand signals.
:D

[Junior]

Well Phil and Shirls, after reading yesterdays Star I hope the two of yis never ever ever meet on a plane flight to Manchester eh ?

[WhipLash]

So what was it according to the Star that happened on a flight to Manchester then? Or would that be too easy to guess then? http://www.eforecourt.com/UBB/naughty.gif