Blind Boy Grunt
08-02-2004, 08:23 PM
At last an environmently friendly (well sort of..) alternative to fossil fuels!
Check out this article in the onion:
http://www.theonion.com/4005/news1.html
Here's a quote:
'"We have a delicate balance to strike," Ford Motor Company president Nick Scheele said. "The middle-income customer should be able to afford the car, but in order to increase engine efficiency, the price should be high enough to eat away at him the entire time he's driving. We're considering wildly fluctuating interest rates or a monthly payment rate that's pegged to the basketball standings."'
Check out this article in the onion:
http://www.theonion.com/4005/news1.html
Here's a quote:
'"We have a delicate balance to strike," Ford Motor Company president Nick Scheele said. "The middle-income customer should be able to afford the car, but in order to increase engine efficiency, the price should be high enough to eat away at him the entire time he's driving. We're considering wildly fluctuating interest rates or a monthly payment rate that's pegged to the basketball standings."'