Have a look at this ...

[Junior]

http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=redneck&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eforecourt.com%2Fcgi-bin%2Fubb-cgi%2FUltimate.cgi%3Faction%3Dintro%26BypassCookie %3Dtrue

[Phil]

Hey, I'm a bit upset. Everything got changed on the page except my name. Are you trying to tell me that I already have a funny name.

And I don't want to hear the old saying " Philip.... Lover of horses " :mad:

There's only one thing I like to RIDE and it's not horses. :D

[Justin]

I think I prefer some of the dialects to Dort English :D