Centipede

[Phil]

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had

a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy

an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a

little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and

decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a

drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's

with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked

him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited

a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up

against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you

like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"



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A little voice came out of the box:...........















"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my fu*king shoes on."