It was only a matter of time....

[friz]

From the Guardian.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/science/story/0,12996,1506025,00.html

Spray on Mud.

[BrianS]

Excellent idea !

Although you could probably make it yourself in the garden....or is it too high-tech. Mud - I seem to remember Phil's BMW being covered in it.....;-)

[WhipLash]

No matter how often you clean the car, there's always one neighbour who manages to keep their car cleaner.

I could see how such a product could soon put an and to that. Now where did I put my flashlight? :evilangel

[friz]

But it's clean mud. Next you'll have yer nearest and dearest inspecting your ride.

Friend 1: Tsk Tsk. Look at this. This mud is too clean. Bet he bought it.
Friend 2: Naw. Look. There's bits of grass rammed up in the wheel arch. That's for real.

And there I'd be standing. Holding a can of spray on mud and sitting on a bale of hay I had imported from Cork....

Oh how I'd laugh.

[Phil]

They bottle plently of that mud for free down in Kilcullen. Just get behind a truck on a small road and watch your car get covered in **** for free while you drive.

Down where I live, the new game is "how long does your car stay wet?"

After a sprinkle of rain, watch all the waxed cars stand out as all the water droplets stay on the car. I'm the only winner as no one alse can be arsed. ;)

There is one guy who washes his 4x4 everyday and gets pissed off with me when I just give my car a quick rub and watch the shine reappear.

And yes, I have BrianS to blame for this state of mind. I even wax my alloys.

Shame on me!