Scoobys ... Offensive(ish) Thread To Scooby Owners

[Junior]

<FONT face="Comic Sans MS">Talking to mates of mine over the weekend we've come to the conclusion that the the Impreza is becoming a bit of a clitiros &lt;sp ?&gt; car .. i.e. every cntu (re arrange the letters yourselves) has one ..</FONT f>

[Joker]

Yea, they're becomming a bit common these days!
I was brought for a spin in one at xmas!
2.75 spins before she started a backward roll and came to rest! I'd not care to repeat the experience, especially as the moron driving it did this on the main Navan-Mullingar road, KING SIZE PLONKER!

[Junior]

<FONT face="Comic Sans MS">I thought this thread mught have brought a bit of discussion ahh well .. I think if Subaru aren't careful they will have the next Escort on their hands and take a look at all the lovely mods you can get for Escorts like Tracy Luvs Darren Sun Strips, The Fake Tea tray ooopss Rs Cosworth Rear Spoiler ....
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[Justin]

I had a Scoob and, while I would be quite embarrassed to socialise with invertebrates like those mentioned above or with a typical RS Turbo type cliched image person of the nature which is becoming (sadly) synonomous with Scoobs and Lancers, when you drive a Scoob, you don't care what anyone else thinks, the car is so very very very good to drive. It beats almost everything else I have ever driven in terms of driving fun. It has no class or image, but who cares. If someone wants that type of nonsense, let him buy a 318i and be happy in his own limited way as he sneers at the Scoob drivers who don't care about his opinions.