Junior
28-09-2000, 05:26 PM
Real Reasons Given In Irish Motor Insurance Claims
I collided with a stationary tramcar coming in the other direction.
The occupants were stalking deer on the hillside.
To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.
There were plenty of onlookers, but no witnesses.
The accident was due to an invisible lorry narrowly missing me.
I was scraping my nearside on the bank when the accident occurred.
I collided with a stationary tree.
There was no damage to the car as the gatepost will testify.
The accident was due to the road bending.
The witness gave his occupation as a gentleman but it would be more correct in calling him a garage proprietor.
The other man altered his mind and I had to run over him.
One wheel went into the ditch. My foot jumped from the accellerator pedal, leapt across the lane to the other side and jammed in the trunk of a tree.
A cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted.
A bull was standing nearby and a fly must have tickled him because he gored my car.
If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself, it would not have happened.
She suddenly saw me, lost her head and we collided.
I bumped into a lamp-post which was obscured by human beings.
I ran into the shop window and sustained injuries to my wife.
I misjudged a lady crossing the street.
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I haven't got.
I can give no details of the accident as I was somewhat concussed at the time.
I blew my horn but it would not work as it was stolen.
I thought the garage had only four posts, but my car bumped into a fifth.
I left my car unattended for a minute and whether by accident or design it ran away.
I thought the side window was down but it was up as I found out when I put my head through it.
I consider neither vehicle to blame, but if either was to blame it was the other one.
By the way, I believe if I had lost my head the accident could have been worse.
I was knocked out as a result of the collision and was taken to hospital where I sustained serious injuries.
The bloke was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
In attempting to kill a fly I drove into a telephone pole.
I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing my to have an accident.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
Leaving home for work I drove out of my drive straight into a bus; the bus was five minutes early
I collided with a stationary tramcar coming in the other direction.
The occupants were stalking deer on the hillside.
To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.
There were plenty of onlookers, but no witnesses.
The accident was due to an invisible lorry narrowly missing me.
I was scraping my nearside on the bank when the accident occurred.
I collided with a stationary tree.
There was no damage to the car as the gatepost will testify.
The accident was due to the road bending.
The witness gave his occupation as a gentleman but it would be more correct in calling him a garage proprietor.
The other man altered his mind and I had to run over him.
One wheel went into the ditch. My foot jumped from the accellerator pedal, leapt across the lane to the other side and jammed in the trunk of a tree.
A cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted.
A bull was standing nearby and a fly must have tickled him because he gored my car.
If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself, it would not have happened.
She suddenly saw me, lost her head and we collided.
I bumped into a lamp-post which was obscured by human beings.
I ran into the shop window and sustained injuries to my wife.
I misjudged a lady crossing the street.
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I haven't got.
I can give no details of the accident as I was somewhat concussed at the time.
I blew my horn but it would not work as it was stolen.
I thought the garage had only four posts, but my car bumped into a fifth.
I left my car unattended for a minute and whether by accident or design it ran away.
I thought the side window was down but it was up as I found out when I put my head through it.
I consider neither vehicle to blame, but if either was to blame it was the other one.
By the way, I believe if I had lost my head the accident could have been worse.
I was knocked out as a result of the collision and was taken to hospital where I sustained serious injuries.
The bloke was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
In attempting to kill a fly I drove into a telephone pole.
I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing my to have an accident.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
Leaving home for work I drove out of my drive straight into a bus; the bus was five minutes early