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Justin
13-03-2001, 11:32 AM
..because I am in Hanoi, where red lights, green lights, lines in the centre of the road and speed limits have no meaning at all. You absolutely have to look both ways when crossing a one way street, its like a Road Runner cartoon, where you, the coyote, are trying to cross the road and as soon as you put your foot out, six lanes of motorbikes (with an everage of three passengers and a ladder each) appear out of nowhere and try and kill you. Here, the main rule of the road is that you give way to any vehicle which is big enough to physically crush you - even on your "own" side of the road.

So don't complain, at least you aren't going to be impaled on a ladder by a motorbike - at least at home, when you get a taxi (if you can find one) you don't close your eyes so you don't have to watch what's going on and only imagine that that squealching sound isn't a family of ten on a bike under your wheels. And no-one uses brakes or indicators - why bother when the horn serves perfectly for both pusposes.

WhipLash
13-03-2001, 12:11 PM
WTF? You are in Vietnam Justin? :eek: Are you for real? Hang on, checks logs... Yes, indeed your are!!!

So have you vacated Ireland for good, or is it just a break? Either way, its great to hear from you!

Phil
13-03-2001, 04:02 PM
GooooooD Mooorrrnnnninnngggg Vietnammmm!!!!!

What the hell are you doing in Vietnam???
Hope you're enjoying yourself :) over there!!!

Send us a postcard

Justin
15-03-2001, 05:06 PM
Here on holidays (why? because I have always wanted to to be able to say "When I as in 'Nam".

This place is absolutely amazing. Its even better than Brittas Bay.

Junior
15-03-2001, 05:30 PM
ahh welll theres alwasy the old betterone Justin .. you know I did a tour nam .. totten'am