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Phil
04-01-2002, 12:07 PM
A friend of mine asked me to post this up on the forum.

He was driving along when he got pulled over by a garda. He was told that he could'nt go any further until he fixed his lights.

He scratched his head and asked, "what is wrong with my lights?.... they are all working"

The garda replied, "do you see any fog around here?"

My friend said, " ah, no"

Garda " well switch off your fog lights and you may continue"

My friend was going to get into a debate but decided the better of it.

Funny thing is as he pulled away with a warning and a bus ( with its fog lights on )was pulled in behind him.

Has the garda's got nothing better to do?

Has this happened to you, let me know what you think?

BrianS
04-01-2002, 03:01 PM
I was stopped one morning over the Christmas for going a bit too fast and the Garda asked to see my licence. He said that it states on the licence that I have to wear glasses.

I said "well, I have my contacts"

He said "I don't care who you know, you're still getting a ticket"





aaaaahhh the old ones are the best.

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